01:12am T-Mobile Online self help is OFFLINE. Again

What the flock?!

Flocking T-Mobile UK is FLOCKING offline.

AGAIN.

I logged in AGAIN to try and pay the SODDING balance.

Here’s what I got:

Offline.

What the flock are T-Mobile’s system maintenance people up to? This has to be one of the most unstable carrier systems, anywhere.

How can they justify all this downtime?

Held together with sticky tape, perhaps? Are the little gerbils that power the T-Mobile online billing system getting tired? Are they having a night off? Every night?

Yet again T-Mobile proves itself to be a piece of shit service when *I* want to use it.

I just…

I don’t have words. Words fail me. I have no words to adequately express my sincere annoyance.

All I want to do is get my sodding account on to direct flucking debit and pay off the 20p balance.

I’m not calling 150 because I don’t know where the SIM is. It’s somewhere around.

I choose to do business with them online. They just don’t seem to be EVER available when I try and do this.

I might go into a T-Mobile SHOP and sort it out. How ridiculous.