Arise Queen Hilton (Paris has been texting Wills)

Time for a bit of non-Industry wheezing.

Paris Hilton and William Windsor in a tree, T E X T I N G.

Each other, so reports The Daily Mirror.

What celebrity’s mobile phone (is Prince William a celebrity or a non-celebrity famous person?) would you really like to find in the back of a cab to have a nose through their text messages?

As for Prince William with a Blackberry? I hope it’s a Bold — and I hope he’s got Google Maps working on it as he’s just started a motorbike tour of Africa with his brother.

The things you learn when you’re sat on the Eurostar reading the paper and fuming about your own Blackberry not working…