"ARRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"

I was going to meet Aflie, top chap and Mr Moblog at the LG Shine launch in a few minutes. Just got a phone call from him. He was getting out the bath and, as he was dressing, pulled a shocker of a muscle — a huge big one in his back.

Result? He’s stuck lying flat and in considerable pain. He’s suffering from the physical pain of the spasms and the mental anguish of possibly not being able to come along.

I recommended more painkillers… and a litter. You never know, he’s a strong, healthy chap. He might make it….!