Don't text when you're drunk
Uh oh. You woke up with a headache and an intense thirst. You’re still wearing last night’s bar clothes. And your cell phone is lying dangerously close to the bed. "Uh oh" is right. You were drunk dialing.
Link: http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/living/13690998.htm
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