Men's fragrance for mobile users

Link: textually.org: A men’s fragrance specifically for the sophisticated cell phone user.

I saw this one on Emily’s Textually.org this afternoon:

Mobiado, luxury mobile phone manufactuer and Bissol, a fragrance supplier have unveiled Perfume No 919 for Men, “the first fragrance designed specifically for the sophisticated luxury mobile phone user”.

Interesting concept, however I think all sophisticated mobile users should first experience Cumming in a bar or perhaps Cumming All Over, then consider No. 919.