RedOxygen's new desktop SMS service helps you divorce easily ;-)

Link: ClickPress | Divorce via SMS text message made easier

Got a minute, have a read of this rather imaginative press release from Red Oxygen Australia:

Red Oxygen announced today that it has released Divorce SMS from email. In the event of the new craze of divorcing via SMS or text messaging – Red Oxygen’s Microsoft Outlook and Lotus Notes tools just make it easier.

Instead of typing, ‘Honey, sorry I am leaving you. It is over”, with a small key board on your phone, why not select your spouse’s name from your existing Outlook or Notes address book on your PC, and type your divorce message on your key board on your PC. With Red Oxygen, you can send the messages to a group.

What if you were Polygamists and had a group of wives? You could send the SMS text message to group distribution list. ‘Sorry ladies – It’s over.” You can even schedule the SMS Text message to be sent at certain time.

‘It is a great feature if you are planning to leave the country and don’t want your spouse to know. She/He can receive the scheduled SMS Text Message after you have emptied the bank account and boarded the plane.” says Shane of Australia. ‘I am clearing the bank account today and the XY!!!!, wont know until I am on the flight to Bali”

Well spotted Alex