Sell me your Nokia N810 tablet

I thought I’d put some money into the Mobile Industry Review economy, rather than into eBay’s pocket — by asking if any of you, anywhere, have a used (or new) Nokia N810 tablet hanging about that I can buy from you. I’ll be flashing it to hell so I’d rather not borrow it in case I break it. If you’ve got one hanging around, shock me with your price by email.