Texting whilst walking is dangerous. Very dangerous.

America’s fastest growing network morning newscast, CBS News, is reporting that texting whilst walking isn’t good.

It’s bad.

So bad in fact that it could get you killed.

In other news, I’d like to point out that if you stick a knife into your heart, you could very well kill yourself.

Also: And, I don’t blame you if you didn’t already know this, but if you cut off your head with your penknife, you are in serious, serious danger of killing yourself.

Cutting your hedge with a hedge trimmer could be very, very dangerous too.

Swimming could be really dangerous as well. Especially if you open your mouth and breathe continually. I’m just saying.

You take care now.