The Shittest Sony Ericsson Adverts You've Ever Seen
Oh dear.
Somebody at Sony Ericsson needs shooting.
Look at this piece of shit advert.
99% pure delight.
1% features a headset straight from 1987. Spoils the whole thing.
Look at the handset there, it’s one of their best Walkman devices. Super capable, tons of features, legions of fans I’m sure.
THEN look at the piece of SHIT headset plug.
Oh dear.
I’m SO disappointed.
Where’s the quality control? I really like what they’ve done with the headset cable — making it an outline of a person. That’s inventive. I abhore the flippin’ great chunk of plastic that plugs the headset into the handset COMPLETELY SPOILING the whole design.
It’s absolutely inexcusable.
You remind everyone that they’re looking at a phone-that-wants-to-be-like-an-ipod-but-IS-NOT and-will-never-be.
WON’T SOMEBODY PLLLLLLLLLLLEAAAAAAAASE FIX THIS.
It really does wind me up. Here’s the whole sodding company doing its best to move the music market forward….
I mean, this isn’t exactly difficult.
It looks shit. It IS shit. If you’re making a Walkman. As at least one reader has commented, the plastic shitty bit on the bottom spoils the lines, makes it difficult to put in your pocket and is all-round-annoying.
It’s not rocket science Mr & Mrs Sony Ericsson.
Now, this being said, the last thing you want to do is DRAW ATTENTION to how SHIT the handset looks when you’re marketing it.
UGLY.
The handset on it’s own? Lovely.
Add the headset and it looks like it’s been beaten solidly for three hours by a small army of munchkins wielding ugly sticks.
Ugh.
OK OK OK OK OK.
It’s just shit. You agree, right?
It’s not just me sat looking at these ads and thinking this?
I just want to plug my headset into it. No arsing around with huge plastic adapters. Just the normal plug please. Make it like an iPod.
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