They just don't get it. THEY. JUST. DON'T. GET. IT.
Ok it’s official, I’m fed up with the Canadian Mobile Industry.
I was pretty darn close before, as many of you know. I was borderline ready to give up completely. But there were always those ever so slight glimmers of hope that brought me back from the edge.
But now I’m done. I. AM. DONE.
Tonight I was looking through the flyers in the local paper and pulled out the Best Buy one. Flipping through the pages I came across the typical array of, as Ewan likes to call them, Cracker Handsets and was ready to do my typical mocking when all of a sudden, there it was, glowing off the page with an aura, the Nokia N95 8GB.
“LOOK!” I scream at husband, “LOOK! They have it! There it is! They are finally selling the N95! We are SAVED!”
I scan the ad for the fine print. “$249.99, after $150 rebate upon new activation of a 36-month Rogers Vision Plan”
Hmmm, wtf is a Roger’s Vision Plan?
I hunt through the flyer, no explanation of course. So I pick up my trusty laptop and head over to the Roger’s website for clarification. Well it’s not easily found there either. You’d think they’d have blinking lights and a person yelling out the speakers at you “LOOK AT US! WE’VE COME TO OUR SENSES! WE HAVE A REAL PHONE! YOU HAVE TO LOVE US NOW! AND NOT JUST CAUSE I’M TED ROGERS AND I OWN EVERYTHING!” (you Canadians may understand that 😉 but no, I can’t find it on the website, not even doing a search through the site.
I’m starting to get annoyed.
So I Google it and come across a page for an authorized Rogers agent, Complete Communication.
At least they tell me what a Roger’s Vision plan is.
Rogers Vision
Limited Time Offer*
Activate or renew Any Voice Plan on a 3 year term together with a $7 Rogers Vision Unlimited On-Device Mobile Browsing Plan (or a $15 or $20 Value Pack) on a 3 year term and get –
$100 Vision Device Discount
12 Months FREE Unlimited local Video Calling²
3 months of FREE unlimited access to live concert clips, music videos and more with Video On Demand
3 months of FREE unlimited access to pre-released albums from MTV the Leak, 25 XM Satellite Radio channels and more with Radio On Demand
3 months FREE text, picture and video messaging
100 FREE Songs from Rogers MusicStore* Conditions apply.
² In Month 13 get 50 minutes of free video calling for the remainder of your term.
And there goes all my hope.
It’s not magical unlimited Data, it’s not what I’ve been waiting for. It’s just frigging unlimited browsing again.
WOULD YOU PEOPLE WAKE UP ALREADY.
Ooooh I get 12 months of local video calling. Only helpful if the other person has a phone capable of receiving it, not many in this country.
3 months of free text. Whoopdedoo.
3 months of albums from things I’ve never heard of. Great.
BIG FLIPPING DEAL.
You have finally given people one of the best phones on the planet, and you’re making them use it to telephone people.
Really, why don’t you just forget it all and start selling the Nokia 5190 again. That should do just about everything you’re offering anyway. Oooh or call up Zack Morris, I bet he’s not using his phone at the moment.
I want to be able to use my N95 to it’s full potential. I want to be able to take a video and stream it using Qik. I want to upload my photos with Shozu. I want to use services such as Palringo.
But unless I’m sitting at home on my Wifi Connection, no dice!
Well that’s not true, I could take a video and upload it using Qik, but in order to do that I am officially starting the “Let’s pay for Krystal to upload one video using her Fido connection” fund. I accept cash, cheque and all major credit cards, because honestly, I can’t afford to do it without you guys pitching in. I don’t have a spare $200 for my 2 min video.
I’m not asking for world peace or lower gas prices. (Although both would be nice) I’m just simply asking for a reasonably priced unlimited data plan.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME ALREADY?
