Why would you?

I saw a chap, young guy, early 30s maybe, waltzing down Baker Street in no small amount of hurry, briefcase in his left hand.

In his right hand he is yapping away on a slimline modern Nokia. On his left ear is a highly stupid looking bluetooth headset monstrosity.

If you’re going to wear these things, at least have the confidence to use them, PLEASE. You look a lot more of a total arse ‘using’ the phone whilst wearing the ear thing.

Then again perhaps he has two or more phones? Maybe that excuses it.

No. No way. No excuse!