StayOnline, stay connected, StayOnline, get sodding slow internet

I took a photo of the little sign in my hotel room about the (ultra slow) internet connection:

They can’t even spell laptop correctly (first paragraph, 3rd line down).

I think, later on, I will phone that support line and see what they have to say for themselves.

The people behind it? LodgeNet. You’d think they’d be monitoring their service to see if it was performing, eh?